10月2日
2002年Singaporeで知り合った女性から下記Joke。
(管理人より−マレーシア人はシンガポール人に対して何時も劣等感を持っています。シンガポール人はマレーシア人に何時も優越感を持っています。そしてこのジョークはやっぱりシンガポール人には勝てないマレーシア人を揶揄しているように思えます。またシンガポールではガムは禁止です。私達がシンガポールへ入国するときもガムは取り上げられます。そうした背景を頭に入れながら読むと面白いと思います。)
A Singaporean was on holiday in Malaysia.
He was having his coffee, croissants, bread, butter & jam at the hotel's coffee house. A Malaysian man who was chewing gum, sat down next to him & started a casual conversation.
Malaysian : "You Singaporeans eat the whole bread?"
Singaporean : "Of course."
Malaysian : "We don't. In Malaysia, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants & sell them across to Singapore..."
The Malaysian then had a smirk on his face while the Singaporean listened in silence.
Malaysian : "Do you eat the jam with the bread?"
Singaporean : "Of course."
Malaysian (chuckling) : "We don't.. In Malaysia, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds & other left-overs in a container, recycle them, transform them into jam, before we sell it across to Singapore..."
This time, the Singaporean retorted: "Do you have sex in Malaysia?"
Malaysian : "Why, of course we do"
Singaporean : "Do you wear protection"
Malaysian : "Of course! We wear condoms."
Singaporean : "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"
Malaysian : "We throw them away, of course."
Singaporean : "We don't. In Singapore, the government secretly puts them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum & sell them across to Malaysia, & that's the real reason why we banned chewing gum in Singapore."
これを読んで、我が家では大笑い。
下記は彼女に送ったお返しです。
"At a Friday Social at Yokine Bowling Club, I met a woman who always dances in a corner of the floor in her own unique style. She said that she hadn't seen me for a long time. I replied that I had been in Kuala Lumpur and danced in a competition. She said that Malaysia is a Muslim country, so were the women dancing in veils, not cowboy hats?"
This is a true story.
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